John McClane, the lone hero of the Nakatomi Plaza, looked around the room at the hordes of armed terrorists that surrounded him. He knew that he was outnumbered and outgunned, but he had a secret weapon: a bag full of Tupperware containers.
McClane had been at a Christmas party in the building when the terrorists had taken over. He had managed to evade them and gather as many Tupperware containers as he could from the party. Now, as he faced off against the terrorists, he dumped the containers onto the ground, creating a makeshift barrier.
The terrorists laughed at McClane’s pitiful attempt to defend himself with Tupperware, but their laughter quickly turned to screams as McClane began to hurl the containers at them with deadly accuracy. The containers smashed into the terrorists, knocking them down and dazing them.
McClane picked up a particularly large Tupperware container and charged towards the terrorists. He swung the container like a giant club, knocking the terrorists to the ground with each blow. The terrorists tried to fight back with their guns, but the Tupperware containers proved to be surprisingly effective shields, blocking the bullets and shattering the terrorists’ weapons.
The battle raged on, with McClane dodging and weaving through the terrorists and striking them down with his Tupperware. The air was filled with the sound of clattering containers and the screams of the terrorists.
Finally, McClane emerged victorious, standing amidst a sea of broken Tupperware and defeated terrorists. He breathed a sigh of relief and looked around at the chaos he had wrought.
“I guess you could say,” he said with a grin, “I Tupper-wared them out.”